Off Topic: Ninja Puppies from Saturn

I've been thinking lately that perhaps there is alien life on Saturn. I'm almost convinced there is. In fact, I'm quite certain that puppies are the predominate life form on Saturn. However, these aren't just regular puppies. They're ninja puppies!

Unfortunately, this is what the ninja puppies from Saturn look like:

Alien life. Disgusting, isn't it?

Pictures of the Sexiest Midget

Here are a few photos of the sexiest midget in the world! Try not to enjoy them too much.